 Due to recent writer strikes, artist strikes, best boy strikes, animator strikes, audio engineer strikes, and general lack of finger foods, this episode will be used to give us some time to catch up with the manga. We know, we know. Everyone is wondering if Andrew is going to go super-naruto-bleach-anime-kawaii-moemoe-ultra-godmode-kun, but we just don't have the man power to get to that yet. To hold you over, we have stuffed this episode full of filler characters for your brief enjoyment. Don't get too attached.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca  A couple months ago, you may have heard about a tale of an old horse, an old question answerer, and an old dragon. A couple months ago, you may have wondered, "Why am I listen to this garbage?" A couple months ago, you probably thought about quitting this whole podcast listening business, but now we are here to make it all pay off. We return to our roots. We return to what may be the roots of all existence itself (probably not). We actually do something intriguing this episode.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca  Everyone wants to have their cake and eat it to. Everyone wants to be a swashbuckler and have their friends like it. Everyone wants to have a drug dealer friend and be friends with a kitchen appliance at the same time. Everyone wants to go to the zoo, but no one wants to pay the animals.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca/  I'm sure you are playing this episode right now. Right about here, you are hearing our BlueApron and Audible ad. Pretty funny, yeah? You wait, listening to the dulcet tones of Foster Grants mindless ramblings, and sooner or later you hit our intro. Now, I know you are thinking, "Sure are a lot of farts in this intro. Do these guys have a quota to meet?" No, we do not. The show starts with a few stinkers, but it ends with a real gem. This episode is the podcast equivalent to polishing a turd.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca  One day, Andrew and Foster will actually progress the plot of their false-actual-play story. One day, they will spend less time talking about wondrous items and egg scramblers. One day the sun shall set in the East. Today is not that day. Today, the boys talk about fantasy Skymall and how to put the "wonder" back in wondrous items, because you sure will wonder when they are plan to shut up!
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca  Cocktail parties can be a real drag, honestly, but here at Dragons Horde HQ we like to liven things up a bit. How does talking about sleeping sound? What about discussing NOT being a druid? All of this and more! This party is strickly BYOB and BYOD (Bring Your Own Dice).
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca  With the prisoners extracted and the firemen out of the way, Andrew and company head back to the Order of the Map's secret hideout to devise a plan. Basically, it turns into Andrew being a real tool. This is a cautionary tale kids. Just because all of your friends are wearing party pants, it doesn't mean that you have to as well.
Shout outs! Jim Harold: https://jimharold.com/category/jim-harolds-campfire BlackEyedBLonde: https://www.youtube.com/blackeyedblonde Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca  The Tales of Taverly is over (for now?), and we are back to the 'ol grind, buckaroos! We spend the first half doing our regular good, good advice, and in the second half, we take a hot second to comment on the hot mess that was the aforementioned Tales of Taverly. It was a mess at times, but boy was it HOT! Also, Ian usually edits out the garbage from our ad takes, but he decided to leave it in this time. Enjoy.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca This is the final episode of our actual play. I don't want to say too much, but we at The Dragon's Horde hope you have enjoyed this labor of love. This is Foster Grant's first time ever running a session with the Pathfinder engine. Be sure to send him some love. Also, Marvelo is a dick; sorry, I just had to get that off my chest. What a dick. Ugh. Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde www.hlgcon.com https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/552269154/bringing-hlg-con-to-the-next-level The Dragon's Horde podcast feed can also be found on iTunes here! Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast  We last left Clermont in the grip of battle. Well, technically, we left him after the battle was over. He was basically bleeding out on an alter after a brief scuffle with some cultists, but hey! This is another episode; so, maybe he isn't dead. What could Foster have up his sleeve this time around? Probably deus ex machina if we are being honest. Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde www.hlgcon.com https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/552269154/bringing-hlg-con-to-the-next-level The Dragon's Horde podcast feed can also be found on iTunes here! Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast  |
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