Week 2 brings us another story by our favorite narrator: BlackEyedBlonde. Seriously, if you happen to read this description, BEB, you are absolutely a star in our eyes. Thank you for your continued contribution. This is the complete collection of our very own Andrew Pendragon's "Ward Series," a labor of over a year. This episode may not be good for young adventurers... Just FYI. Things get wild.
BlackEyedBlonde: youtube.com/blackeyedblonde Merch: Teespring.com/stores/the-dragons-horde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca October is back and spookier than ever! To kick off this years festivities, we have enlisted the help of our friend and fellow podcaster Soren Narnia to show us the ropes on how to tell a truly scary story. Thanks again to him! Check out the Knifepoint Horror podcast; its basically everywhere. Also, we totally have merchandise for you to put on your body at http://teespring.com/stores/the-dragons-horde. Go there and buy some freaking sweet duds.
Merch: http://teespring.com/stores/the-dragons-horde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca After meeting a mysterious bipedal pony, Andrew decides to get down to the brass tax and ask some serious questions. He also answers some questions as well, but we know why you are all here. You are here for the Dragon's Horde Vocabulary Corner... today's word is "shame." Shame. Shame. Shame.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca/ Due to recent writer strikes, artist strikes, best boy strikes, animator strikes, audio engineer strikes, and general lack of finger foods, this episode will be used to give us some time to catch up with the manga. We know, we know. Everyone is wondering if Andrew is going to go super-naruto-bleach-anime-kawaii-moemoe-ultra-godmode-kun, but we just don't have the man power to get to that yet. To hold you over, we have stuffed this episode full of filler characters for your brief enjoyment. Don't get too attached.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca A couple months ago, you may have heard about a tale of an old horse, an old question answerer, and an old dragon. A couple months ago, you may have wondered, "Why am I listen to this garbage?" A couple months ago, you probably thought about quitting this whole podcast listening business, but now we are here to make it all pay off. We return to our roots. We return to what may be the roots of all existence itself (probably not). We actually do something intriguing this episode.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca Everyone wants to have their cake and eat it to. Everyone wants to be a swashbuckler and have their friends like it. Everyone wants to have a drug dealer friend and be friends with a kitchen appliance at the same time. Everyone wants to go to the zoo, but no one wants to pay the animals.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca/ I'm sure you are playing this episode right now. Right about here, you are hearing our BlueApron and Audible ad. Pretty funny, yeah? You wait, listening to the dulcet tones of Foster Grants mindless ramblings, and sooner or later you hit our intro. Now, I know you are thinking, "Sure are a lot of farts in this intro. Do these guys have a quota to meet?" No, we do not. The show starts with a few stinkers, but it ends with a real gem. This episode is the podcast equivalent to polishing a turd.
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca One day, Andrew and Foster will actually progress the plot of their false-actual-play story. One day, they will spend less time talking about wondrous items and egg scramblers. One day the sun shall set in the East. Today is not that day. Today, the boys talk about fantasy Skymall and how to put the "wonder" back in wondrous items, because you sure will wonder when they are plan to shut up!
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca Cocktail parties can be a real drag, honestly, but here at Dragons Horde HQ we like to liven things up a bit. How does talking about sleeping sound? What about discussing NOT being a druid? All of this and more! This party is strickly BYOB and BYOD (Bring Your Own Dice).
Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca With the prisoners extracted and the firemen out of the way, Andrew and company head back to the Order of the Map's secret hideout to devise a plan. Basically, it turns into Andrew being a real tool. This is a cautionary tale kids. Just because all of your friends are wearing party pants, it doesn't mean that you have to as well.
Shout outs! Jim Harold: https://jimharold.com/category/jim-harolds-campfire BlackEyedBLonde: https://www.youtube.com/blackeyedblonde Blue Apron: www.blue-apron.evyy.net/c/1227890/151480/2880 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/thedragonshorde Email: TheDragonsHordeCast@gmail.com Reddit: reddit.com/r/TheDragonsHordeCast Twitter: twitter.com/TheHordeCast Patreon: patreon.com/TheHordeCast High Level Games: www.highlevelgames.ca |
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